reason why 2013 was so shitty: uneven number

reason why 2014 is going to be better: even number

reason why 2015 is going to be the best: nice neat multiple of 5

(Source: frankentaire)



have you ever been in one of those moods where you just want to grab everything and rip it from the walls and break everything because you feel broken and you want to scream and kick and cry because nothing feels right and it’s all wrong and you don’t feel right and i don’t know anymore. 

and then you realize that you’re not in a movie and you’d have to clean it up yourself so you don’t

(Source: oxyhaemoglobin)

Dear Disney Channel,


fuck you for ending That’s So Raven
fuck you for ending Lizzie MgGuire
fuck you for ending Phil Of The Future
fuck you for ending The Proud Family
fuck you for ending The Suit Life of Zack & Cody
fuck you for ending Kim Possible
fuck you for ending Even Stevens
fuck you for giving us Ant Farm
fuck you for giving us Shake It Up
fuck you for giving us Gravity Falls
fuck you for giving us Fish Hooks